Questions to which the answer is "no" that I have been asked lately

1. Do you speak Portuguese?
2. Are you a yoga teacher?
3. Are you a lesbian too?
4. Have you heard from [REDACTED] University yet?
5. Are you going to the workshop on Saturday?
6. Do you know Will Smith's agent name in Independence Day?
7. Have you been a vegetarian long?
8. Have you been here before?
9. Do you have change for a $5?