Saturday, April 24, 2010

Questions to which the answer is "no" that I have been asked lately

  1. Do you speak Portuguese?
  2. Are you a yoga teacher?
  3. Are you a lesbian too?
  4. Have you heard from [REDACTED] University yet?
  5. Are you going to the workshop on Saturday?
  6. Do you know Will Smith's agent name in Independence Day?
  7. Have you been a vegetarian long?
  8. Have you been here before?
  9. Do you have change for a $5?

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