A list of things I did today

• Went to yoga
• Talked to my mother
• Complained about the weather
• Was frustrated by interpersonal relations
• Ate pancakes
• Stayed up late
• Hula hooped
• Did something futile
• Cleaned the bathroom
• Saw the abyss staring at me and glanced furtively away
• Went grocery shopping
• Laundry
• Had a nice stout
• Had another nice stout
• Failed to meditate
• Facebooked
• Conserved water
• Reassured my neighbor I wasn't stalking her
• Thought about renting a movie
• Listened to birds fighting
• Stared at the living room ceiling
• Had a rich fantasy life
• Sliced cheese