Conference paper session drinking game

For those of you who have never experienced an academic conference, here's what happens at a typical session. Usually four papers are presented. They run about 12 minutes each and are accompanied by PowerPoint. A chair is responsible for keeping it on time and introducing everyone. The discussant then critiques each paper (he or she usually has read the whole paper in advance), and then there are audience questions.

So, with that in mind, here is the rules for the Paper Session Drinking Game. Take a drink each time:

• A presenter refers to an earlier paper in the session
  
• A presenter cites someone from your institution
  
• The discussant clearly knows nothing at all about the topic or methods
  
• An audience member asks a "question" that is a plug for his/her own work
  
• A paper is clearly different from the proposal that was submitted
  
• A presenter disregards the time limits
  
• The chair doesn't show up
  
• An audience member who arrived late asks a presenter to summarize their entire paper
  
• The discussant uses his/her time to plug his/her own work
  
• A presenter reads a paper (and is not a historian)
  
• Three or more co-authors do a presentation together
  
• A PowerPoint slide has text too small to read
  
• The papers have nothing at all to do with each other
  
• There are technical difficulties with the laptop/projector
  
• A presenter runs low on time and has to cut slides in the limitations or conclusions