Personal goals at the moment

• Give up the using words "sweet" (except referring to sugar) and "lame" (except referring to Verbal Kint) immediately
• Be able to au into a handstand and hold it by August
• Turn in my dissertation by the March deadline
• Get a job that pays better than being a graduate student by graduation
• Be more fabulous on days ending in "y"
• Learn how to say the Portuguese equivalent of "I have good news and bad news; which would you like first?"
• Submit our book proposal by the end of the month
• Finish my current writing project
• Consume 100% less television on Netflix