Setting: The office. Officemate's phone rings.
Officemate: Ha ha.
Me: What's so funny?
Officemate: Oh, I'm just updating Mr. Brilliant on sports.
Me: He's awake? (Being a notorious nightowl.)
Officemate: He only sleeps about 3 to 4 hours a night. That's why he works 10 to 12 hours every day, and has time to swim every day and go to clubs and stuff.
Me: Why do you tell me this? How am I supposed to compete on the job market with people who only sleep 3 hours a night?