Thursday, May 17, 2007

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Tired of not dating in grad school? Tired of trying to meet people outside of academia, and then spending all your time explaining why you're poor, why you don't have any free time, and that you'll be lucky to have one job offer when you graduate? Afraid to date anyone in your department but unable to meet anyone outside of it?

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1 comment:

Chandra said...

Oh my gosh this is just perfect!! i will be a UGA Geography Phd student in the Fall and i think your blog about PhD singles is hysterical. yes it can be difficult to explain why one is broke, busy, and single to family...not to mention well-intentioned non-single friends. yikes!